Ball Quotes

There's a great deal of difference between temperament and temper. Temperament is somet...

There's a great deal of difference between temperament and temper. Temperament is something you welcome creatively, for it is based on sensitivity, empathy, awareness ... but a bad temper takes too much out of you and doesn't really accomplish anything. ...Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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If you think it is hard to m...

If you think it is hard to meet new people try picking up the wrong golf ball....Jack Lemon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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"The best way to call any ball...

"The best way to call any ball game is to keep your eyes open and to tell the truth." - Vin Scully
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad wh...

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much; my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst. Alan Ball, American Beauty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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β€œYou don’t have to reinvent the wheel; y...

β€œYou don’t have to reinvent the wheel; you just need to share your unique perspective on why the wheel is important.” - Jon Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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β€œWork is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. The other four bal...

β€œWork is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. The other four ballsβ€”family, health, friends, and integrityβ€”are made of glass. If you drop one of these, it will be irrevocably scuffed, nicked, perhaps even shattered.” β€”Gary Keller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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β€œKnowing what you can not do is more i...

β€œKnowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.” β€” Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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β€œI’d rather regret the things...

β€œI’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.” - Lucille Ball
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"The secret of staying young is...

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." β€” Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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The bal...

The balls are inert - Piccolo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Every force you create has an ...

Every force you create has an echo, your bad energy will be your undoing. -Gogeta (Dragon Ball Z)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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Motherhood is a choice you make everyday, to put someone else's happiness and well-being ahead o...

Motherhood is a choice you make everyday, to put someone else's happiness and well-being ahead of your own, to teach the hard lessons, to do the right thing even when you're not sure what the right thing is... and to forgive yourself, over and over again, for doing everything wrong. ― Donna Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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β€œLove yourself first and everything else fal...

β€œLove yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.” Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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β€œThe fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas cov...

β€œThe fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” ― Douglas Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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"I've come to appreciate the planet we live on. It's a small ball in a large universe. It's a ve...

"I've come to appreciate the planet we live on. It's a small ball in a large universe. It's a very fragile ball but also very beautiful. You don't recognize that until you see it from a little farther off." - Guion "Guy" Bluford Jr., combat pilot, astronaut, and first African-American in space
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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"Love yourself first ...

"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line" Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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"Its the perfect old pers...

"Its the perfect old person's murder weapon! The moth ball!" - Burton Guster, Psych
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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β€œOn a big, flying ball of dirt no...

β€œOn a big, flying ball of dirt no one gets out clean. That’s why they bury you when you’re done.” -This guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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"Some day I'm going to have to stand before God, and if He asks me why I d...

"Some day I'm going to have to stand before God, and if He asks me why I didn't let that [Jackie] Robinson fellow play ball, I don't think saying 'because of the color of his skin' would be a good enough answer." - Branch Rickey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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"A man who correctly guesses a...

"A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright." - Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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"The secret of staying young is...

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." β€” Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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"Telling yourself to stop thinking obsessively is like ...

"Telling yourself to stop thinking obsessively is like pushing a beach ball under the water. The harder you press, the higher it pops, when you can no longer hold onto it!"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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As long as the ball rolls ,...

As long as the ball rolls , you should roll with it.β€” heard in New York bar some where .
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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"You'll laugh at your fear...

"You'll laugh at your fears when you find out who you are" -Piccolo Jr, Dragon Ball Z
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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I'd rather regret the tings ...

I'd rather regret the tings I've done than regret the things I haven't done. - Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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"Love yourself first, and everything else fal...

"Love yourself first, and everything else falls in line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world." – Lucille Ball
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β€œI’d rather regret the things...

β€œI’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.” β€” Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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"And that's still trippi...

"And that's still tripping me out. I mean, I'm tripping balls here." -Elon Musk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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β€œOne of the basic human rights is to make fun of other people w...

β€œOne of the basic human rights is to make fun of other people whoever they are. That now seems threatened on all sides.” -- Anthony Powell ("To Keep the Ball Rolling [The Strangers Are All Gone]")
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27
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"I mean, I'm ...

"I mean, I'm tripping balls here." - Elon Musk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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It's good sportsmanship to no...

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Mark Twain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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"I only have one piece of advice for you: when the time ...

"I only have one piece of advice for you: when the time comes, step up to the plate, smack that ball out of the park, look 'em in the eye, and don't say shit." - my grandfather
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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"What do you imagine the American people wo...

"What do you imagine the American people would think of me if I wasted my time going to the ball game?"- 22 president Grover Cleveland.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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"The longer I live, the harder a time I have taking serious people seriously. You're on a whirlin...

"The longer I live, the harder a time I have taking serious people seriously. You're on a whirling ball of rock in a universe that's bigger than a billion you's can conceive of, fighting forces older than life itself, and you honestly think anything you do matters? Get a sense of scale." - Dirkson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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"Life is easy when you're hot. But what happen...

"Life is easy when you're hot. But what happens when the ball bounces the other way? You just keep getting back up and climbing up." -Bill Walton
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"When everything else is gone, balls are al...

"When everything else is gone, balls are all any of us really have left. The question is: Are your's made of flesh and blood, or steel?"
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β€œLove yourself first and everything else fall...

β€œLove yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.” – Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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β€œIf you've got them by the b...

β€œIf you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.” ― Theodore Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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Abusers are the angler fish of humanity - they dangl...

Abusers are the angler fish of humanity - they dangle a bright glowing ball of love in front of you so you don't see the teeth in the dark. ~ silentgreen85 (reddit)
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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"When a guy steps over you, you ...

"When a guy steps over you, you have the moral obligation to punch him in the balls." -Charles Barkley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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β€œLove yourself first and everything else fall...

β€œLove yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.” β€” Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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β€œLove yourself first and everything else fall...

β€œLove yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.” β€” Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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"It's a helluva start, bei...

"It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy." - Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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"Every day, do somethin...

"Every day, do something to move the ball forward." Jayne Atkinson, actress
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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If anybody ever tells you anything about an aeroplane which is ...

If anybody ever tells you anything about an aeroplane which is so bloody complicated you can't understand it, take it from me: it's all balls - J.R.Mitchell ( Designer of the Supermarine spitfire)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Any fool with fast hands can gr...

Any fool with fast hands can grab a tiger by the balls, but it takes a real man to keep on squeezing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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"Look, we're talking football. If we were ta...

"Look, we're talking football. If we were talking baseball we'd be talking about a whole nother ball game" - Anonymous back in high school
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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"Free will. Pitiful humans! War, segregat...

"Free will. Pitiful humans! War, segregation, hatred! Is that what you've done with your free will boy?" Android 13, Dragon Ball Z
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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β€œWhy do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are w...

β€œWhy do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” -Betty White
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β€œIt's a helluva start, be...

β€œIt's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.” Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to ...

"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my words, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" -Tony Montana, Scarface
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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"The secret to keeping a man ...

"The secret to keeping a man happy is to keep his belly full and his balls empty." --Unknown--
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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All I have in this world is my...

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one - Tony Montana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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"Be bold. If you're going to make an...

"Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozey, and don't be afraid to hit the ball." – Billie Jean King
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Farewell, ya big blue ...

Farewell, ya big blue ball of idiots! - Bender (Futurama the Video Game)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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"Hyperbolic tee-balling is a poor - an...

"Hyperbolic tee-balling is a poor - and frankly patience draining - substitute for thoughtful reasoning." ~Avery Regelman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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"Relationships are like the stars, they will blow up in a fiery deat...

"Relationships are like the stars, they will blow up in a fiery death ball, and once you think everything is over, a new one is always reborn, and it is always better, bigger and more spontaneous than the last."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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"I am your friend, Allan. Because I got the balls to be brutall...

"I am your friend, Allan. Because I got the balls to be brutally honest with you. Complete and total openness, no skipping paragraphs. Everybody else in your life is full of shit." --- Jonas Arbor
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You have to have ...

You have to have balls to rule the Earth - Greek Mythology
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"Once in his life, every man is entitle...

"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall in love with a gorgeous redhead!" Lucille Ball
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"If we had any nerve at all, if we had any real balls as a society, or what...

"If we had any nerve at all, if we had any real balls as a society, or whatever you need, whatever quality you need, real character, we would make an effort to really address the wrongs in this society, righteously." - Jerry Garcia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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β€œIn a world of Social Security Dis...

β€œIn a world of Social Security Disability, the man with two pairs of truck balls is king.” - Paulie Pumpkins
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β€Ž"The government owes their balls to the banks and the banks have over-lent to...

β€Ž"The government owes their balls to the banks and the banks have over-lent to businessmen who can't pay it back because the people can't buy what business sells because an egg costs a dollar and they've only got 50 cents." ~ Charles Bukowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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"I came in li...

"I came in like a wrecking ball" -Miley Cyrus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Love yourself first and everything else fall...

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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"I never realized that batting a little ball around could ...

"I never realized that batting a little ball around could cause so much commotion. I now know how (Charles) Lindbergh must have felt when he returned from St. Louis." -- Stan Musial
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small...

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose." Winston Churchill
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β€œPeople assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect,...

β€œPeople assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.” - The Doctor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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If in life, a wall is placed in your path by you or others, then take a da...

If in life, a wall is placed in your path by you or others, then take a damn wrecking ball is swing that thing at the wall. After the debris is cleared off, then can you have the opportunity for more happiness -Cristian Gallardo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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"How did I go from watch...

"How did I go from watching videos of ball pythonsο»Ώ to this?!" --youtube comment
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"Isn't there any other part of the matzo...

"Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?" - Marilyn Monroe, on being served matzo ball soup three meals in a row.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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As my father told me, There are only three useless thi...

As my father told me, There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise." - Bequeath_Thine_Booty
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