Bag Quotes

Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-...

Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have health checks, unions, benefits, anything any other worker gets, and it would be far better. ...Jesse Ventura
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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"People live taking risks when others end up holdi...

"People live taking risks when others end up holding the bag. Everything in the universe is zero sum, but not every person gets an equal share" -- Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. Th...

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bag things, but vise versa the bad things don't always spoil the good things and make them unimportant. The Doctor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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β€œWhen I contemplate the reality in ...

β€œWhen I contemplate the reality in which I find myself, I begin to feel more clueless than a bag of buckets.” -Me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Still thinking? Still Planning? If not now...

Still thinking? Still Planning? If not now then when? Don’t just make the travel plans. Pack your bags and start a new journey today!
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"But deep down I knew. If I’m buying a bag ...

"But deep down I knew. If I’m buying a bag for a dog, there’s always going to be a dog in the bag.” -H.O.N.Y. Facebook Post, 10/17/2019
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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"Unexpected item in...

"Unexpected item in bagging area" -Walmart self checkout machine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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"just remember, at the end if t...

"just remember, at the end if the day the beers are always cold." Some dude at a bean-bag tournament
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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β€œI can guarantee y...

β€œI can guarantee you a medal, a body bag or both.” ~ COD MW3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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"My house is more exp...

"My house is more expensive than your bag" my 5 year old sisters bully
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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"I feel like a Prada bag be...

"I feel like a Prada bag being sold at the flea market"- my friend, about being on tinder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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β€œA woman is like a tea bag; you n...

β€œA woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.” ― Eleanor Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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β˜†A woman is like a tea bag - you ca...

β˜†A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot waterβ˜†. Eleanor Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Lettin' the cat outta the b...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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β€œOwn only what you can always carry with you: kn...

β€œOwn only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag.” ― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Everybody carries around bags of shit,...

Everybody carries around bags of shit, you can either leave those behind or stink for the rest of your life. - Tim Wiggins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can...

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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I'm not much for talking. You ...

I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right - Mike Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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"...You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a pe...

"...You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douche bag." - Church
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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β€œWe are captives of our own identities...

β€œWe are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation.β€œ ~Theodore β€œT-Bagβ€œ Bagwell (Prison Break)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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"I mixed with ordinary people about the same way ...

"I mixed with ordinary people about the same way that a bucket of paint mixed with a bag of gerbils." ~ David Charleston in Firefight by Brandon Sanderson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Choosing one religion is like gett...

Choosing one religion is like getting a bag of skittles eating all the green ones and throwing away the rest.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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"What's the n-never-fail universal apology?" "'I was badly misinf...

"What's the n-never-fail universal apology?" "'I was badly misinformed, I deeply regret the error, go fuck yourself with this bag of money." β€”Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves (Gentleman Bastard, #3)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Don't cl...

Don't claim every bag you check.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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"Remember Shake-an-Egg? You put the egg in the bag with the ...

"Remember Shake-an-Egg? You put the egg in the bag with the glitter and you shake it all up and it came out lookin' all glam rock-y like it fell out of David Bowie's ass." - Patton Oswalt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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"I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I go...

"I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I got sunshine in a bag. I'm useless but not for long my future is coming on" - Gorillaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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"...there are the stubborn stumps of shame, grief t...

"...there are the stubborn stumps of shame, grief that remains unsolvable after all the years, a bag of stones that goes with one wherever one goes" -Mary Oliver
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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"Why the fuck are you even here?" "Sir, I got lost on the way to college Sir!...

"Why the fuck are you even here?" "Sir, I got lost on the way to college Sir!" -from the movie "Jarhead" when a superior officer yells at a 20 year old marine sniper in training because his drawing of the proper way to pack a bag was bad.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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If a kilo makes a difference in t...

If a kilo makes a difference in this bag, going on that plane, I'm not going on that plane - John Pinette
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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"Plastic bags carry all my favorite ...

"Plastic bags carry all my favorite things home and take my least favorite things away forever." ~/u/AnotherSmegHead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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β€œA woman is like a tea bag; you n...

β€œA woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.” ― Eleanor Roosevelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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"T-bagging in shooters is a...

"T-bagging in shooters is an effective way of getting into the opponent's head." - Mett
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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"There isn't a trick in the racketeering bag that the military gang is blind to. It has ...

"There isn't a trick in the racketeering bag that the military gang is blind to. It has its "finger men" to point out enemies, its "muscle men" to destroy enemies, its "brain men" to plan war preparations, and a "Big Boss" Super-Nationalistic-Capitalism." -Smedley Butler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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"Life is having the butt end of a bag of chips w...

"Life is having the butt end of a bag of chips when you have fresh salsa, but having a fresh bag of chips when trying to make a taco salad" - Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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