Baby Quotes

"Life is a...

"Life is a series of baby steps."-Hoda
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โ€œCensorship is telling a man he...

โ€œCensorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.โ€ โ€• Mark Twain
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"Don't threaten me with lov...

"Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain." - Billie Holiday
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"Censorship is telling a man he...

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it." - Mark Twain
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โ€œCensorship is telling a man t...

โ€œCensorship is telling a man that he canโ€™t eat a steak because a baby canโ€™t chew it.โ€ -Mark Twain
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"We look for the marriage bed In the babyโ€™s cradle;...

"We look for the marriage bed In the babyโ€™s cradle; we look for the grave in the bed; Not living But rising dead" from the poem rising five ,by norman nicoholson
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"People who say they sle...

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." โ€” Leo J. Burke
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Life is a s...

Life is a series of baby steps. Hoda Kotb
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"The only time a woman really...

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby." - Natalie Wood
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"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's mornin...

"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before." โ€” Ellen DeGeneres
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"Don't let people tell you that y...

"Don't let people tell you that you are too young to accomplish something. A baby tiger is still a tiger."
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""Only when human sorrows are turned into a toy with glaring colors ...

""Only when human sorrows are turned into a toy with glaring colors will baby people become interestedโ€”for a while at least . The people are a very fickle baby that must have new toys every day."---Emma Goldman
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"If the baby doesn't ...

"If the baby doesn't cry, it doesn't get the nipple." -Turkish proverb
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โ€œGo for it baby! Lif...

โ€œGo for it baby! Life ain't no dress rehearsal.โ€ - Tallulah Bankhead
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"This country has come to feel the sam...

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer." โ€” Will Rogers
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"Watching a baby being born is a littl...

"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."--Jeff Foxworthy
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"Censorship is telling a man h...

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"- Mark Twain
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"No matter how old y...

"No matter how old you are, you will always be your mother's baby!."
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"People who say they sle...

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." โ€” Leo J. Burke
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"Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull, and cut a six-inch valley throug...

"Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull, and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my skull. At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head, and only you can cool my desire. I'm on fire." - Bruce Springsteen
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โ€œYou canโ€™t make a bab...

โ€œYou canโ€™t make a baby in one month by assigning nine women to the jobโ€
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Please help in finding the source of this quote:-"Sometimes I wish we met differently. N...

Please help in finding the source of this quote:-"Sometimes I wish we met differently. Not at her mothers wedding but somewhere romantic. Somewhere I didn't have celery in my ears and olives in my teeth or salad in my hair, right after I threw baby tomatoes at her mom."
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"Like the whippoorwill and the baby's cry I've got a so...

"Like the whippoorwill and the baby's cry I've got a song, I've got a song And I carry it with me and I sing it loud If it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud." -Jim Croce
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If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together...

If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together, it's so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can't just share this commitment 'tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, baby. It's hot!" - Doug Stanhope
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This country has come to feel the sam...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -Will Rogers
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Life is like a new...

Life is like a new born baby you don't know how to handle it
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โ€œIf only, if only, the moon speaks no reply; Reflecting the s...

โ€œIf only, if only, the moon speaks no reply; Reflecting the sun and all that's gone by. Be strong my weary wolf, turn around boldly. Fly high, my baby bird, My angel, my onlyโ€ ~ Louis Sachar
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"The baby boomers are the most spoiled, mo...

"The baby boomers are the most spoiled, most self-centered, most narcissistic generation the countryโ€™s ever produced,โ€ Bernie Sanders
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"Government is like a baby. An alimentary ca...

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." - Ronald Reagen
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"I loved you when you were a ba...

"I loved you when you were a baby and couldn't do anything, so why wouldn't I love you now?" - My Mum
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"Baby skin isn't as soft a...

"Baby skin isn't as soft as people say. Or maybe this rug is a fake." - Neil T Stacey
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Love can change a person the way a pare...

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby: awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess - Lemony Snicket
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"Through fair or stormy weather We stand close together ...

"Through fair or stormy weather We stand close together Like books on the shelf And pals though we may be When some latin baby Says yes, no, or maybe Each man is for himself!"
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"I am ...

"I am Groot!" - Baby Groot
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"And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitt...

"And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!" -- John Rambo
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"People who say they sl...

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one" - Leo J. Burke
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Art is like baby shoes. When ...

Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn. John Updike
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"Who is this Baby Ru...

"Who is this Baby Ruth and what does she do? - George Bernard Shaw
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"So far my life progression has been...

"So far my life progression has been Baby, Baby With Longer Legs, Baby With Longer Legs Who Is Tired" - Alex Hirsch
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"See, the law is like a woman. She slaps you, doesn't do any good to get m...

"See, the law is like a woman. She slaps you, doesn't do any good to get mad, just makes it worse. A little sweet talk and before you know it you're covered with baby oil, with whipped cream on your nipples." -Detective Dan Stark
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"Love is understanding someone, caring for him, sharing his joys and sorrows. This eventu...

"Love is understanding someone, caring for him, sharing his joys and sorrows. This eventually includes physical love. Youโ€™ve shared something, given something away and received something in return, whether or not youโ€™re married, whether or not you have a baby." - Anne Frank
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"If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of sco...

"If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'" โ€” T.S. Eliot
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โ€œI love how babies look like old people. I...

โ€œI love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller.โ€ โ€• Jarod Kintz
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I carry death in my left pocket. Sometimes I take i...

I carry death in my left pocket. Sometimes I take it out and talk to it: "Hello, baby, how you doing? When you coming for me? I'll be ready.โ€ โ€• Charles Bukowski
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A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynami...

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." - Jack Handey
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"Donโ€™t threaten me with lov...

"Donโ€™t threaten me with love, baby; letโ€™s just go walking in the rain." ~Billie Holiday
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I know you can't resist them. I know they make you melt. I know this is...

I know you can't resist them. I know they make you melt. I know this is the greatest that you may have ever felt. Those little smiles and sweet moments in time are what make you glad to say, "That baby is mine!" - Faith
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"The big lesson in life, ba...

"The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything." - Frank Sinatra
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"Donโ€™t threaten me with lov...

"Donโ€™t threaten me with love, baby; letโ€™s just go walking in the rain." ~Billie Holiday
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