Awesome Quotes

Money can get you a ...

Money can get you a lot of awesome places but happiness it will not
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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"The moment one gives close attention to anything, e...

"The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of grass it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself." β€”Henry Miller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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β€œYou spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll es...

β€œYou spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.” ― John Green
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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"The moment one gives close attention to anything, ev...

"The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of grass it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself." - Henry Miller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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"When I get sad, I'm stop b...

"When I get sad, I'm stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story." -Barney Stinson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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"It's not until you're an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, some...

"It's not until you're an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, somebody cheats on ya, bankers fuck up your 401k, ya know? Then you come home and that dog's looking at you and he's like, 'Dude, you're awesome!' It's like, 'No dude, YOU are fucking awesome!'" - Bill Burr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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"I've now spent about $16,800 in inflatable dragons and dinosaurs during the last six...

"I've now spent about $16,800 in inflatable dragons and dinosaurs during the last six years. That's about $7 a day, less than a pack of smokes. So quit smoking and start collecting inflatable dragons, because dragons are more awesome than smoking." /u/spacedrgn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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"BEING A LITTLE WEIRD IS J...

"BEING A LITTLE WEIRD IS JUST NATURAL SIDE-EFFECT OF BEING AWESOME"- Sue Fitzmaurice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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"People are now more concerned wit...

"People are now more concerned with sharing awesome experiences than experiencing awesome experiences." - Bao
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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Life... it's pretty aweso...

Life... it's pretty awesome. Just keep at it. And I'll keep going too. - Monty Oum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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β€œYou a...

β€œYou are awesome.” Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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"Insanity: doing the same thing over and ov...

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." -- Albert Einstein (Theoretical/Awesome Physicist)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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"Nothing is so awesomely unfamiliar ...

"Nothing is so awesomely unfamiliar as the familiar that discloses itself at the end of a journey." - Cynthia Ozick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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"Humans have the awesome a...

"Humans have the awesome ability to fit the entire known universe inside their minds."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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sometimes life just shows up at your door, ...

sometimes life just shows up at your door, punches you in the face and says "hey, i'm fuckin awesome. stop complaining about bullshit."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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"Sometimes, your dick is the pu...

"Sometimes, your dick is the pull cord that starts the lawn mower of insanity." - /u/super_awesome_jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Friends deserve your love, and orgasms. Therefore, g...

Friends deserve your love, and orgasms. Therefore, give your friends orgasms. It is a great way to say "This is how awesome a person you are." "Now, scream for me."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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" Positive Thinking will l...

" Positive Thinking will let you use the ability which you have, and that is awesome "
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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"History is replete with precedents for what we see before...

"History is replete with precedents for what we see before our eyes, day after day, though the stakes grow more awesome along with the means of destruction available." - Noam Chomsky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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"Reddit is an awesome tool because It helped me realize ...

"Reddit is an awesome tool because It helped me realize that I know about a lot of stuff! Hell, its even showed me that im an expert in the things i dont know anything about."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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You are an incredibly amazing and an aw...

You are an incredibly amazing and an awesome person. If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours :) -unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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"You look like sick, grey ...

"You look like sick, grey meat, but we're gonna jack you up so awesome." -Jake The Dog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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"Don't worry too much, love what you love about your...

"Don't worry too much, love what you love about yourself, find more things you are awesome at and love those things, and be who you are without a second thought."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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