Award Quotes

There are two great pains in life:...

There are two great pains in life: Being snubbed from award you have earned and receiving award you have not.
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"I don't deserve this award, b...

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." โ€” Jack Benny
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"And when you think it's impossible, just remember to say this...

"And when you think it's impossible, just remember to say this piece of advice I got from a very wise woman: I did my best, and my best is good enough." - Hannah Beachler at Academy Awards 2019
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"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinct...

"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."- 43rd U.S. President
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"If 'rights' exist at allโ€”and both feeling and usage indubitably prove that th...

"If 'rights' exist at allโ€”and both feeling and usage indubitably prove that they do existโ€”they cannot be consistently awarded to men and denied to animals, since the same sense of justice and compassion apply in both cases." - Henry S. Salt
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"My mother used to tell me man gives ...

"My mother used to tell me man gives the award, God gives the reward. I don't need another plaque." - Denzel Washington
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โ€œStop spending money to be nominated f...

โ€œStop spending money to be nominated for worthless awards with no substance and no worth to your career.โ€ - Loren Weisman
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If I won the award for ...

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
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"I'd like to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have conf...

"I'd like to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. Well done. That is what all parents should do." - Tina Fey, 2008 Emmy Awards
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โ€œSchool is a twelve-year jail sentence where bad habit...

โ€œSchool is a twelve-year jail sentence where bad habits are the only curriculum truly learned. I teach school and win awards doing it. I should know.โ€ โ€• John Taylor Gatto
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I donโ€™t deserve this award, ...

I donโ€™t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I donโ€™t deserve that either. โ€“Jack Benny
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