Audit Quotes

"At age 11 I audited my parents a...

"At age 11 I audited my parents and there were discrepancies. I was grounded."-Will Ferrel, The Other Guys
📅︎ Feb 18
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"I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual p...

"I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One". And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time." - Russel Brand
📅︎ Nov 23
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