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"Death is only the...

"Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you"
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If a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth - beings who considered...

If a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth - beings who considered themselves as superior to you as you feel yourself to be to other animals - would you concede them the rights over you that you assume over other animals? ...George Bernard Shaw
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โ€œAlways assume incompeten...

โ€œAlways assume incompetence before looking for conspiracy.โ€ -- Niccolรฒ Machiavelli
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If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are ...

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? ...Jerry Seinfeld
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"You can safely assume that you've created G...

"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." --Anne Lamott
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โ€ช"In this unintelligible and limit...

โ€ช"In this unintelligible and limited universe, man's fate henceforth assumes its meaning."โ€ฌ โ€ช- Albert Camusโ€ฌ
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โ€œThe hourglass has busted open, and what ...

โ€œThe hourglass has busted open, and what heโ€™d always assumed was a bunch of sand turned out to be a million tiny diamondsโ€-unknown
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"Each of us assumes everyone else knows what HE is doing. They all assume we know what WE ar...

"Each of us assumes everyone else knows what HE is doing. They all assume we know what WE are doing. We don't ... Nothing is going on and nobody knows what it is. Nobody is concealing anything except the fact that he does not understand anything anymore and wishes he could go home"
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"We have a limit, a very discouraging, humiliating limit: death. That's why we like...

"We have a limit, a very discouraging, humiliating limit: death. That's why we like all the things that we assume have no limits and, therefore, no end. It's a way of escaping thoughts about death. We like lists because we don't want to die." - Umberto Eco
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"You must show that a man is wrong before you start explaining why he is wrong. The mod...

"You must show that a man is wrong before you start explaining why he is wrong. The modern method is to assume without discussion that he is wrong and then distract his attention from this (the only real issue) by busily explaining how he became so silly." -- CS Lewis
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"We should be on our guard not to overestimate science and scientific methods when it is a q...

"We should be on our guard not to overestimate science and scientific methods when it is a question of human problems; and we should not assume that experts are the only ones who have a right to express themselves on questions affecting the organization of society." -Albert Einstein
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"That's such a self centered way to view the world, you ...

"That's such a self centered way to view the world, you assume you're crazy because you can't accept that this world could be weirder than you think" -Anna (from Va-11 Hal-A)
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"Always assume stup...

"Always assume stupidity before malevolence." - Jordan Peterson
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"I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of...

"I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S. Burroughs
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"Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move rea...

"Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains, although I do not know who assumed that it could. But it can put mountains where there are none." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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โ€œTo stay away from Christianity because part of the...

โ€œTo stay away from Christianity because part of the Bible is offensive to you, assumes if there is a God, He wouldnโ€™t have any views that upset youโ€ โ€” Tim Keller
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"Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it ...

"Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also." - Marcus Aurelius
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โ€œStupidity assumes two forms,...

โ€œStupidity assumes two forms, it speaks or is silent. Mute stupidity is bearable.โ€ -Bruce Lee
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"You can safely assume that you've created ...

"You can safely assume that you've created God in your image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." -- Anne Lamott
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Don't assume a door...

Don't assume a door is closed. Push on it - Marian Wright Edelman
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"Men can only be happy when they...

"Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness." -- George Orwell
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โ€œYou can safely assume you've created God i...

โ€œYou can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.โ€ โ€• Anne Lamott
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"To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have t...

"To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence." โ€” Friedrich Nietzsche
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Assume the good ...

Assume the good and doubt the bad. - Jeffrey R. Holland
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โ€œMost economic fallacies derive from the tendency t...

โ€œMost economic fallacies derive from the tendency to assume that there is a fixed pie, that one party can gain only at the expense of another.โ€ - Milton Friedman
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"Death is only the end if...

"Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you." ~Welcome To Nightvale
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Assume the good ...

Assume the good and doubt the bad. - Jeffrey R. Holland
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Before you "ASSUM...

Before you "ASSUME" try this crazy method called "ASKING".
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"Death is only the end if yo...

"Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you" - Welcome to Nightvale Podcast
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โ€œAs a child I assumed that when...

โ€œAs a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.โ€ โ€”David Sedaris
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"Just as we tend to assume that the world...

"Just as we tend to assume that the world is as we see it, we naively suppose that people are as we imagine them to be" - Carl Jung
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"โ€œIf you assume that there is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you a...

"โ€œIf you assume that there is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, that there are opportunities to change things, then there is a possibility that you can contribute to making a better world.โ€ -Noam Chomsky
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The problem with creations is theyโ€™ll never understand their true value. Crea...

The problem with creations is theyโ€™ll never understand their true value. Creations donโ€™t speak with their creator. They only assume themselves into resentment. They die wondering why what they gave was never enough. - Goodbye, Mr. Nothing
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One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. ...

One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all. โ€• Arthur C. Clarke
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"To assume the answer befor...

"To assume the answer before you ask the question leads you nowhere.โ€ โ€“ Lawrence Krauss
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"If you assume that there is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you a...

"If you assume that there is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, that there are opportunities to change things, then there is a possibility that you can contribute to making a better world." -Noam Chomsky
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"If You're Born In September It's Pret...

"If You're Born In September It's Pretty Safe To Assume Your Parents Started Their New Year With A Bang!" - Unnamed Legend
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"Just 'cause you hear...

"Just 'cause you hear hoof beats don't assume Zebras" - Derek Shepherd
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"I saw that the meaning of life was to secure a livelihood, and that its goal was to attain a hi...

"I saw that the meaning of life was to secure a livelihood, and that its goal was to attain a high position; that loveโ€™s rich dream was marriage with an heiress; that friendshipโ€™s blessing was help in financial difficulties. that wisdom was what the majority assumed it to be. -Sรธren Kierkegaard
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"Many people might have atta...

"Many people might have attained wisdom had they not assumed they already had it" - Unknown
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โ€œWhen Mexico sends its people, theyโ€™re not sending their best. Theyโ€™re not sending you. Theyโ€™re se...

โ€œWhen Mexico sends its people, theyโ€™re not sending their best. Theyโ€™re not sending you. Theyโ€™re sending people that have lots of problems, and theyโ€™re bringing those problems with us. Theyโ€™re bringing drugs. Theyโ€™re bringing crime. Theyโ€™re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.โ€ -Donald Trump
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Don't assume that people will know wh...

Don't assume that people will know what you know, because it is impossible to win an argument with an uninformed mind.
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"It๏ฟฝs such a part of ...

"It๏ฟฝs such a part of me, I assume Everyone can see it." - Hugh Elliott
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"If you assume that there is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you as...

"If you assume that there is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, that there are opportunities to change things, then there is a possibility that you can contribute to making a better world." - Noam Chomsky
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"I don't ask wh...

"I don't ask why people lie. I just assume they do."
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"Pretend to be in completely ...

"Pretend to be in completely in control and people will assume that you are." -Nolan Bushnell
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โ€œYou can safely assume you've created God i...

โ€œYou can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.โ€ โ€• Anne Lamott
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"Morality is a menagerie; it assumes that iro...

"Morality is a menagerie; it assumes that iron bars may be more useful than freedom, even for the creatures it imprisons" Friedrich Nietzsche
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โ€œSometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is ju...

โ€œSometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is just the entrance to another hole your about to get in to. Donโ€™t assume anything is over until your dead.โ€ - Ed
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'We, Germans, who are the only people in the world who ha...

'We, Germans, who are the only people in the world who have a decent attitude towards animals, will also assume a decent attitude towards these human animals.' - Heinrich Himmler
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"Men can only be happy when they...

"Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness." - George Orwell
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"It is easy, when you are young, to believe that what you desire ...

"It is easy, when you are young, to believe that what you desire is no less than what you deserve, to assume that if you want something badly enough, it is your God-given right to have it." -Jon Krakauer
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"Freedom is something you assume, then you wait for somebody t...

"Freedom is something you assume, then you wait for somebody to try to take it away from you. The degree to which you resist is the degree to which you are free."- Bruce Duncan "Utah" Phillips
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"whenever I talk about belief, wh...

"whenever I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about god?" (Shepherd Book, Serenity)
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"In the present circumstances, no one can afford to assume that someone else will solve the...

"In the present circumstances, no one can afford to assume that someone else will solve their problems. Every individual has a responsibility to help guide our global family in the right direction. Good wishes are not sufficient; we must become actively engaged." - the Dalai Lama
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"whenever I talk about belief, wh...

"whenever I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?" (Shepherd Book, Serenity)
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Definition of a classic: a book e...

Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have. -Alan bennet
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Scientists should never claim something is absolutely true, you should never...

Scientists should never claim something is absolutely true, you should never claim perfect or total or 100% because you never ever get there. If we assume weโ€™ve arrived we stop searching and we stop developing - Jocelyn Bell Burnell
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"Each of us assumes everyone else knows ...

"Each of us assumes everyone else knows what he is doing. They all assume we know what we are doing. We don't." - Philip K. Dick
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If you assume that thereโ€™s no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assum...

If you assume that thereโ€™s no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, thereโ€™s a chance for you to contribute to making a better world. Thatโ€™s your choice. ~ Noam Chomsky
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