Apt Quotes

"Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which ...

"Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious." β€” P. G. Wodehouse
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β€œOur bodies are apt t...

β€œOur bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.” - Frank Gelett Burgess
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"The more people who believe something, the m...

"The more people who believe something, the more apt it is to be wrong. The person who's right often has to stand alone." - Soren Kierkegaard
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Like my old grand daddy used to say, "The les...

Like my old grand daddy used to say, "The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect" - Chester
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"Nothing's so apt to undermine your confidence in a pr...

"Nothing's so apt to undermine your confidence in a product as knowing that the commercial selling it has been approved by the company that make it." β€” Franklin P. Jones
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β€œAs Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct thems...

β€œAs Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality.” -George Washington
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"The real troubles in your life are apt to be things ...

"The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday."-sunscreen song
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β€œ... we are always glad to receive even irrelevant advice against doing the reasonable things we...

β€œ... we are always glad to receive even irrelevant advice against doing the reasonable things we do not want to do, just as we are apt to brush aside as insubstantial the most cogent argument when we are determined upon some wrong-headed course of action.” -- J.R. Ackerley (β€œMy Dog Tulip”, 1956)
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"Can we stop deriding bread and circuses as if they're some sort of dastardly plot? If government...

"Can we stop deriding bread and circuses as if they're some sort of dastardly plot? If government is working as intended, bread and circuses (or their contemporary equivalents) are presicely the sorts of things that should be happening, correct?" ~ Brendolyn Bran Brenannen, Apt. of Funland Security
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"Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a p...

"Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody's having sex and someone is yelling. I'm out of here." -James Van Der Beek (Don't trust the bitch in apt 23)
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The biggest blessing in LIFE is the "uncertainty" Life br...

The biggest blessing in LIFE is the "uncertainty" Life brings and the apt Surprise of every unravelling seconds ,you can never be too tied down nor too loosed out.-Okajevo Wilfred
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""The less a man makes declarative statem...

""The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect." -Quentin Tarantino in Four Rooms
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"Our lives are based on what is rea...

"Our lives are based on what is reasonable and common sense; Truth is apt to be neither." --Christmas Humphreys
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"Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred principles...

"Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred principles of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny over the unfortunate" ~ Bertrand Russell
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