Apple Quotes

"An apple a day keeps the...

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you throw it hard enough." -A classmate
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β€œSome people say, β€˜Give the customers what they want.’ But...

β€œSome people say, β€˜Give the customers what they want.’ But that's not my approach. People don't know what they want until you show it to them.” β€” Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, Inc.
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"The revolution is not an apple...

"The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall" - Che Guevara
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An apple a yea...

An apple a year keeps your money dissapeer. - me
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and ...

"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." -George Bernard Shaw
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"Even if I knew that tomorrow the ...

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree." Martin Luther
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"I bleed in six col...

"I bleed in six colors" -- Steve Jobs, and many Apple employees
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"Even if I knew that tomorrow the ...

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree." β€”Martin Luther
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If you wish to make an apple ...

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
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"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perver...

"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms." β€” Stephen Jay Gould
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"Even if I knew that tomorrow the ...

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree." -Martin Luther
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"If you want to make an apple ...

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." β€” Carl Sagan
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β€œIf you want to make an apple pie fro...

β€œIf you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.” -Carl Sagan, American Astronomer
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β€œThe nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron i...

β€œThe nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of star stuff.” β€” Carl Sagan
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You can't compare an apple to a...

You can't compare an apple to an orange. It will cause a lot of self-esteem issues. --Craig Sheffer
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'It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered because you...

'It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered because you know you cannot reach them... At least he who reaches will get a good stretch, a good view, and perhaps even a low-hanging apple for his efforts.' -Drizzt Do'Urden
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"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perver...

"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms." β€” Stephen Jay Gould
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If you wish to make an apple ...

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan
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An apple a day keeps a...

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough - Anonymous
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"Getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. ...

"Getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life." - Steve Jobs
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"Innocence is good and should be preserved, but shouldn't be a priority in of ...

"Innocence is good and should be preserved, but shouldn't be a priority in of itself. Romanticize innocence too much and you'll lose sight of the things that subsidize innocence, then snakes try to give you apples and it gets weird." ~ Wilith
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β€œEven if I knew that tomorrow the w...

β€œEven if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.” β€” Martin Luther
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"If you want to make an apple...

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." Carl Sagan
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"If you wish to make an apple ...

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
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"Millions saw the apple f...

"Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one to ask why." - Bernard Baruch
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There is Truth, the truth of the Truth and there is Peace. The Truth i...

There is Truth, the truth of the Truth and there is Peace. The Truth is 'the boy stole an apple', the truth of the Truth is 'the boy was hungry' and Peace is 'nobody stole anything, now, give the boy an apple!' -n.o.b
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"Did perpetual happiness in the Garde...

"Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?" -Emil Cioran
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"If you wish to make an apple ...

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." --Carl Sagan
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"I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set go...

"I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless." - Bette Davis
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"Even if I knew that tomorrow the ...

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree." Martin Luther
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People said y would u quit HP2go work4a couple of lame ass guys, 1of whom is this hippy guy who wears ...

People said y would u quit HP2go work4a couple of lame ass guys, 1of whom is this hippy guy who wears Birkenstocks&torn jeans&dropped out of school&had2sell a beaten-up VWvan2just afford2get started on this? y would you go work4these jokers when u've got a job at HP?β€”Apple employee #1 Bill Fernandez
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In my experience, what Apple TV usually brings people togeth...

In my experience, what Apple TV usually brings people together to do is turn their living rooms upside down looking for a remote control the size and weight of a toenail. β€”Kaitlyn Tiffany
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"I found a snakeο»Ώ in an apple tree. I didn't trust a word he hissed to...

"I found a snakeο»Ώ in an apple tree. I didn't trust a word he hissed to me. He said, 'must be awful lonely trying to save the world; just buy a collared shirt and try to fuck some girls." - Shakey Graves, Built to roam
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"Anyone can count the seeds ...

"Anyone can count the seeds in an apple. No one can count the apples in a seed." - Anonymous
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you a...

"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw
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The really forward-looking thing Apple announced was its AirPods. These are actually little comp...

The really forward-looking thing Apple announced was its AirPods. These are actually little computers with all sorts of sensors and they can act as an end-point for Siri. If you think voice is a major part of the future these could be used for a lot more than just playing music.β€”Benedict Evans
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"Did perpetual happiness in the ...

"Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?"
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If you wish to make an apple ...

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
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"Are you under the impression that family is supposed to make...

"Are you under the impression that family is supposed to make you feel good? Make you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!" (Bobby Singer)
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"What is true of one apple may not be true of anothe...

"What is true of one apple may not be true of another apple; thus more can be said about a single apple than about all the apples in the world." - Eliezer Yudkowsky
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If you want to make an apple ...

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
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