Apparently Quotes

โ€œAs a child I felt myself to be alone, and I am still, because I k...

โ€œAs a child I felt myself to be alone, and I am still, because I know things and must hint at things which others apparently know nothing of, and for the most part do not want to know.โ€ - Carl Gustav Jung
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"the Wild West had little central monopoly on violence. Even in places that appar...

"the Wild West had little central monopoly on violence. Even in places that apparently have monopolized violence, like the UK, violence still happens, sans guns. Perfect monopoly on violence is either a utopian or a dystopian society, or both." โ€” me
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"USA Today has come out with a new survey -...

"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population." โ€” David Letterman
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โ€œI do this real moron thing, and it's called thin...

โ€œI do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.โ€ โ€”George Carlin
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"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's import...

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." โ€” George Carlin
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โ€œI am unable to describe exactly what is the matter with me; now and t...

โ€œI am unable to describe exactly what is the matter with me; now and then there are horrible fits of anxiety, apparently without cause, or otherwise a feeling of emptiness and fatigue in the head.โ€ ~ Vincent van Gogh
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โ€œNever give in, never, never, never. In nothing, great or small, large or petty,...

โ€œNever give in, never, never, never. In nothing, great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force, never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.โ€ -Winston Churchill
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"Apparently it is not good - and indeed it hinders the creative ...

"Apparently it is not good - and indeed it hinders the creative work of the mind - if the intellect examines too closely the ideas already pouring in, as it were, at the gates." - Friedrich Schiller
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"Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS. They're not s...

"Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS. They're not shit compared to the damage that we can apparently do to ourselves on a regular basis." -Jon Stewart
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And theyโ€™re appearing in a high-tech new format known as a โ€˜book.โ€™ Apparently, you ju...

And theyโ€™re appearing in a high-tech new format known as a โ€˜book.โ€™ Apparently, you just have to glance at some sort of โ€˜ink codeโ€™ printed on paper and images and sounds magically appear in your head, enacting the story. Sounds far-fetched to me - Charlie Brooker
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โ€œHonesty may be the best policy, but itโ€™s import...

โ€œHonesty may be the best policy, but itโ€™s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.โ€ - George Carlin
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"Honesty may be the best policy, but itโ€™s import...

"Honesty may be the best policy, but itโ€™s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." โ€”George Carlin
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Honesty may be the best policy, but itโ€™s import...

Honesty may be the best policy, but itโ€™s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. โ€“ George Carlin
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I love you, is apparent...

I love you, is apparently the worst thing you can say to someone. - Ted Mosby
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"Apparently there i...

"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today"~Mark Twain
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"I read somewhere that 77 percent of all the mentally il...

"I read somewhere that 77 percent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves."
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"Exactly because s/he destroys the old trinity of stateโ€“nationโ€“territory...

"Exactly because s/he destroys the old trinity of stateโ€“nationโ€“territory, the refugee, an apparently marginal figure, deserves on the contrary to be considered the central figure of our own political history" - Agamben, 1993
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"People can be taught to hate. And peo...

"People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other." - Caprice Crane
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"Dear theists, if your god is so powerful then please stop defending it so ferven...

"Dear theists, if your god is so powerful then please stop defending it so fervently, it doesn't need your constant protection, it apparently only needs your cash, endless praise and your willingness to never question its existence" - Hemley Gonzalez
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"Don't blame me when little Eric jumps ...

"Don't blame me when little Eric jumps off the terrace you shoud've been watching him, apparently you ain't parents - Eminem
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"Just as the liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he ca...

"Just as the liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe any one else; so a guilty society can more easily be persuaded that any apparently innocent act is guilty than that any apparently guilty act is innocent." - George Bernard Shaw
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The key to life is happiness. Apparently, long ago, some...

The key to life is happiness. Apparently, long ago, someone hid this key and forgot where he put it. I'm looking for the spare one under the doormat right now. - Ross Hillman
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'Who, before Darwin, could have guessed that something so apparently de...

'Who, before Darwin, could have guessed that something so apparently designed as a dragonfly's wing or an eagle's eye was really the end product of a long sequence of non-random but purely natural causes?' Richard Dawkins
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