Apartment Quotes

"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replace...

"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'" — Steven Wright
📅︎ Dec 28
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"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replace...

"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'" — Steven Wright
📅︎ Nov 14
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"May not be your apartment, but something in your life needs strai...

"May not be your apartment, but something in your life needs straightening up. You think you've got nothing that needs cleaning, be careful, because that means it's everything." — Coda, The Beginner's Guide
📅︎ Aug 28
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