Annual Quotes

"As a matter of principle,...

"As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything." โ€” George Carlin
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โ€œAnnual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happi...

โ€œAnnual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.โ€ - Wilkins Micawber in David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
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"We're off this week in honor of July th...

"We're off this week in honor of July the Fourth, a annual American tradition of reminding the sky who runs shit." - John Oliver
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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