Alien Quotes

If an alien visited Earth, they would take some note of humans, but prob...

If an alien visited Earth, they would take some note of humans, but probably spend most of their time trying to understand the dominant form of life on our planet - microorganisms like bacteria and viruses. ...Nathan Wolfe
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"Illegal aliens have always be...

"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." โ€” Robert Orben
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Maybe we havenโ€™t been invaded by aliens living mill...

Maybe we havenโ€™t been invaded by aliens living millions of light-years away simply because when they look through their telescopes, all they see is dinosaurs..
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If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are ...

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? ...Jerry Seinfeld
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"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that the...

"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble." โ€” Ellen DeGeneres
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"When you lose against an Aldokk. Instead of going home in a ca...

"When you lose against an Aldokk. Instead of going home in a casket, you don't go home at all, the Aldokk are never not hungry." ~ Anonymous, an unknown alien in the early days of the Twilight War
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"If a superior alien civilization sent us a message saying, "We'll arrive in a few d...

"If a superior alien civilization sent us a message saying, "We'll arrive in a few decades," would we just reply, "OK, call us when you get here โ€“ we'll leave the lights on"? Probably not โ€“ but this is more or less what is happening with AI." -Stephen Hawking
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"It's fucking spac...

"It's fucking space aliens man" -Super Spesh (Wolfenstein 2)
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"Nothing can so alienate a voter ...

"Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate." โ€” Mark B. Cohen
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"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that the...

"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble." โ€” Ellen DeGeneres
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" In every work of genius we recognize our ow...

" In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts: they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty." Ralph Waldo Emerson
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" You and I, we are strangers by one chromosome. Slave to t...

" You and I, we are strangers by one chromosome. Slave to the hormone, body and soul. In a struggle to be happy and free. Swimming in a primitive sea." ~Neil Peart (Rush - Alien Shore)
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"If not for resolving our differences, we should form a World Government for our interest in s...

"If not for resolving our differences, we should form a World Government for our interest in surviving as a species in response to an extraterrestrial threat. God forbid an alien civilisation should find us now, bickering and disunited. Is that what it will take to unite us?" - Ravi Silari
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"looking back you get yourself together... looking back you get t...

"looking back you get yourself together... looking back you get to go on... looking back you see that you get to change your mind about yourself and you get to go on..." ~Henry Rollins, Alien Blueprint
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"If an alien was trying to look like an Am...

"If an alien was trying to look like an American President, he'd look exactly like Michael Pence." ~Some dude overheard at Starbucks
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โ€˜When the politics of lying becomes nor...

โ€˜When the politics of lying becomes normal, paranoia and alienation become the "normality" of the day.โ€™ - Robert Anton Wilson
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โ€œIllegal aliens have always be...

โ€œIllegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.โ€ โ€• Robert Orben
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Stephen Hawking - "I believe alien life is quite c...

Stephen Hawking - "I believe alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on Planet Earth."
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"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret co...

"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps. just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo 2)
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โ€œYou see that rocket ship leave yesterday? We can maybe leave this planet. We gonna be ...

โ€œYou see that rocket ship leave yesterday? We can maybe leave this planet. We gonna be dealing with aliens. You think black and white gonna be a problem? Wait till you start running into motherfuckers with three or four dicks! Bug-eyed motherfuckers!โ€ - George Clinton
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"Generally speaking, punishment makes men hard and cold;...

"Generally speaking, punishment makes men hard and cold; it concentrates; it sharpens the feeling of alienation; it strengthens the power of resistance." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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โ€œYet he dismisses without notice his thought, because it is hi...

โ€œYet he dismisses without notice his thought, because it is his. In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.โ€ โ€• Emerson
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I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass ...

I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science project he got a C- -someone on twitter
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"The heart is an...

"The heart is an alien in the eye's of the mind"Unknown
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Aliens have bee...

Aliens have been invented to penetrate your longevity
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"Have you ever wondered why we know Aliens in their known form? Big-brained green head with 2...

"Have you ever wondered why we know Aliens in their known form? Big-brained green head with 2 large black oval eyes, a small nose, and mouth? And why their UFOs are round shaped? How would one have the imagination for that unless there was something they were referencing to?" -John Adel
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โ€œThere is nothing more alienating t...

โ€œThere is nothing more alienating than having your pleasures disputed by someone with a theoryโ€ -- Lauren Berlant
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The cost of sanity in this ...

The cost of sanity in this society, is a certain level๏ปฟ of alienation. - Terrence McKenna
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โ€œIn my opinion, if aliens are here, I suspect the newspapers would be full ...

โ€œIn my opinion, if aliens are here, I suspect the newspapers would be full of the story. And if governments are involved in the coverup, they are doing a much better job of it than they seem to do at anything else.โ€ - Stephen Hawking
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Illegal aliens have always b...

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben
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Once more we are coming to perceive man as pre-eminently a social creature, whose greate...

Once more we are coming to perceive man as pre-eminently a social creature, whose greatest and most devastating anguish is experienced not in physical pain or biological deprivation but when he feels alienated, disgraced, guilty, debased as a person. -- O. Hobart Mowrer
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Heโ€™s passing through an alien universe brightly lit but inv...

Heโ€™s passing through an alien universe brightly lit but invisible to him. Heโ€™s in another play; he doesnโ€™t see us. He doesnโ€™t know. Maybe itโ€™s happening right now to us. -Loren Eiseley
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We aren't ready to meet the...

We aren't ready to meet the alien races yet. We need to meet ourselves first. -Anais Nin
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"The cost of sanity in this...

"The cost of sanity in this society, is a certain level of alienation." - Terence McKenna
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Old people are aliens ...

Old people are aliens everywhere.โ€”Peter Steiner, "The Capitalist" (2016)
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"It is not people who break ethical sta...

"It is not people who break ethical standards who are regarded as aliens. It is people like me who are isolated." - Perelman
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"I am a human being, n...

"I am a human being, nothing human is alien to me." Publius Terentius Afer
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"We have been slave too long to ideology, tran...

"We have been slave too long to ideology, transmitted hierarchically, and based on a tremendously alienating instrumentality." - Terence McKenna
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โ€œAliens didnโ€™t come down to Earth and give us technology, we...

โ€œAliens didnโ€™t come down to Earth and give us technology, we invented it ourselves. Therefore it can never be alienating; it can only be an expression of our humanity." - Douglas Coupland
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Differences are not included to separate, to...

Differences are not included to separate, to alienate. We are different precisely in order to realize our need of one another. Desmond Tutu
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"In every work of genius we recognize our own...

"In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts: they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Differences are not intended to separate, to...

Differences are not intended to separate, to alienate. We are different precisely in order to realize our need of one another. Desmond Tutu
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"Central, this is Kilo One Nine calling in a Code... Cent...

"Central, this is Kilo One Nine calling in a Code... Central, what the fuck is the code for alien invasion anyway?" ~ Lyssa Myriano in Prologue of Out of the Black by Evan Currie.
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"After The Recent "U.F.O." Sigh...

"After The Recent "U.F.O." Sightings I Find It Logical To Announce My Dibs On The First Alien Booty"
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โ€œWhen someone starts a sentence with โ€˜what deliv...

โ€œWhen someone starts a sentence with โ€˜what delivering pizzas has taught me,โ€™ thatโ€™s pretty much your cue to tune out.โ€ - Roger the Alien, American Dad
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I do beleive that other worlds with alien races on them exist, however I think t...

I do beleive that other worlds with alien races on them exist, however I think that we will either never meet them, or one day far far in the future, our race or a new evolution of us will be the alien invaders to another planet, that we so fear.
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"It is not the fascinating species of this world that ...

"It is not the fascinating species of this world that are alien. It is only because we spend so little time reading about them and seeing them, that they seem so." ~J.B.
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"My goal today is to be better ...

"My goal today is to be better than yesterday so wait until you see what I do tomorrow." - Alien Ness
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"As the implications of evolution and ecology are internalized...there is an identification with ...

"As the implications of evolution and ecology are internalized...there is an identification with all life...Alienation subsides. "I am protecting the rain forest" develops to "I am part of the rain forest protecting myself. I am that part of the rain forest recently emerged into thinking"-John Seed
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