Albuquerque Quotes

"This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit...

"This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days. I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein." - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Albuquerque"
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COHABITATION - Something animals...

COHABITATION - Something animals do, sometimes in packs, to survive, and not for love. - C.Albuquerque
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"Technically I was conceived the way most of you would have been - parents fighting, getti...

"Technically I was conceived the way most of you would have been - parents fighting, getting drunk and fucking and fighting again and neither ever claiming any recollection of the event or ascribing any particular great reference to it." - C.Albuquerque ("The Sundial Salesman")
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Quite a thing when a man is reduced to fear. Fear of being...

Quite a thing when a man is reduced to fear. Fear of being found out, the fear of it being discovered he is nothing, was nothing and will never be anything but nothing. C-Albuquerque
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The postman said: "I knew your mother - know what I'm saying?" I knew what h...

The postman said: "I knew your mother - know what I'm saying?" I knew what he was saying. What he was saying was he knew my mother. How did he know her? Probably intimately. That’s how she knew most of the men in her life. C.Albuquerque
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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SIGN ON DOOR: Ba...

SIGN ON DOOR: Back In 5 minutes...Maybe - C.Albuquerque
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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