Al Quotes

β€œNo amount of guilt can change the ...

β€œNo amount of guilt can change the past, and no amount of worrying can change the future.” - Umar Ibn Al-Khattaab
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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"There can be no let-up for ...

"There can be no let-up for terrorism β€” it must be hit with an iron fist" - Bashar Al Assad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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"Sometimes,the people with...

"Sometimes,the people with the worst past create the best future"-Umar ibn al Khattab
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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β€œI’m still a geek on the ...

β€œI’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.” - Weird Al Yankovic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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"The first stage of sincerity is that...

"The first stage of sincerity is that your private and public state are the same." ~Imam Al Ghizali Rahmahullah Aleih
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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β€œI don’t have to fall asleep afte...

β€œI don’t have to fall asleep after sex, I want to fall asleep after sex. I welcome the darkness” β€”-Al Bundy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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β€œLo mΓ‘s cercano al Realismo es el Pesimis...

β€œLo mΓ‘s cercano al Realismo es el Pesimismo, porque hay mΓ‘s posibilidad de perderlo Todo que de ganar Algo” β€”The War S1 β€” Epilogue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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β€œThe only mystery in lif...

β€œThe only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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"Vote early...

"Vote early and vote often." β€” Al Capone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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"Let your kindness be like th...

"Let your kindness be like the rain, that cares not about whom it falls upon." --Talib al Habib
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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I threw myself to the wolves, only to...

I threw myself to the wolves, only to learn the tenderness of their howl, and loyalty in their blood -Isra Al- Thibeh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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"This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit...

"This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days. I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein." - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Albuquerque"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Jesus built my car. It's a...

Jesus built my car. It's a love affair - mainly Jesus and my hotrod. --Al Jourgensen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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Little toss, here comes a gadget play. Randle El, he c...

Little toss, here comes a gadget play. Randle El, he can throw he was a quarterback in college. And he’s thrown a touchdown to Hines Ward in the Super Bowl! - Al Michaels
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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"When you encounter seemingly good ad...

"When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both." β€” Al Franken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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"I would live tweet a funera...

"I would live tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased." - Weird Al Yankovic. "Tacky"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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"Be careful who you call your fri...

"Be careful who you call your friends. I'd rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies." β€”Al Capone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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β€œYou are nothing but a number of da...

β€œYou are nothing but a number of days, and whenever a day passes away, a part of you passes away.” Hasan al-Basri
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Al Pacino : "I asked God for a bike, b...

Al Pacino : "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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β€œPain or damage dont end the world β€” or despair, or fucking beatin...

β€œPain or damage dont end the world β€” or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when youre dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.” β€”Al Swearengen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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"Alone, yes, that's the key word, the most awful wo...

"Alone, yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym." ~ Stephen King
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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β€œHe who is tired of W...

β€œHe who is tired of Weird Al, is tired of life itself.” - Homer Simpson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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"Without opacity ,things do not stand...

"Without opacity ,things do not stand out. If you are not confused, you're not paying attention." --Salam Al Shereida
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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"My weaknesses... I wish I could come up with something...

"My weaknesses... I wish I could come up with something. I'd probably have the same pause if you asked me what my strengths are. Maybe they're the same thing. " - Al Pacino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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"Be careful who you call your fri...

"Be careful who you call your friends. I'd rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies." -Al Capone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Do not mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kin...

Do not mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you will remember about me. - Al Capone.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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"Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted b...

"Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted by UFOS and forced into weight-loss programs!" - "Weird Al" Yankovic, UHF
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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"Do you realize if it weren'...

"Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?" β€” Al Boliska
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Knowledge is not what i...

Knowledge is not what is memorised. Knowledge is what benefits. ―Al-Shafiβ€˜i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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"You had a little life so you decided to go to the Baird school to put yourself in the market for...

"You had a little life so you decided to go to the Baird school to put yourself in the market for a big one [...] If you don't sing now, [...] probably your last words you'll ever hear yourself say just before you croak, gonna be ; "Have a nice day and come back soon!" -Al Pacino, Scent of a woman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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"Vote early...

"Vote early and vote often." β€” Al Capone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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"Understand that life has occasions. One time it is poverty and ano...

"Understand that life has occasions. One time it is poverty and another time it is wealth. Once it is honour and another it is humiliation. Happy is he who remains grounded in each situation." - Ibn Al Jawzi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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"[Abstract art is] a product of th...

"[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered." β€” Al Capp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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"The worldly life has been created as a pl...

"The worldly life has been created as a place of testing. The wise person should fully habituate himself to patience." β€”Ibn al-Jawzi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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"I'm the hand up Mona Lis...

"I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise" - Al Pacino, 'Devils Advocate'.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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I will swallow my ...

I will swallow my blood before I swallow my pride. -Al Capone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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"You can go a long way with a ...

"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun." β€” Al Capone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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"It was not a religion that attacked us that September day. It...

"It was not a religion that attacked us that September day. It was al-Qaeda. We will not sacrifice the liberties we cherish or hunker down behind walls of suspicion and mistrust." -Barack Obama
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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"Be assured of this, O Sultan, that justice springs from perfection of the intellect and th...

"Be assured of this, O Sultan, that justice springs from perfection of the intellect and that perfection of the intellect means that you see things as they really are, and perceive the facts of their inner reality without being deceived by their outward appearance." - Al Ghazali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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"Everything declines after reaching perfecti...

"Everything declines after reaching perfection, therefore let no man be beguiled by the sweetness of a pleasant life." Abu al-Baqa Al-Rundi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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β€œThe ruler who increases his own wealth at the expense of his people’s is li...

β€œThe ruler who increases his own wealth at the expense of his people’s is like one who builds the roof of his house using materials that he digs out from the foundations.” – Shihab al-Din Ahmad ibn Abd al-Wahhab al-Nuwayri (1279-1333)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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β€œAs long as you are pure of hear...

β€œAs long as you are pure of heart, you speak the truth.” – Hazrat Umar ibn al-Khattab (radiallahu’ anhu)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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The world is three days: As for yesterday, it has vanished, a...

The world is three days: As for yesterday, it has vanished, along with all that was in it. As for tomorrow , you may never see it. As for today ,it's yours, so work in it. (Hassan al basri)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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β€œIf you do not work hard and face difficulties alon...

β€œIf you do not work hard and face difficulties along your way in seeking glory, you will never taste honor and relief when you attain victory.” - Ibn al Qayyim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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"Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS. They're not s...

"Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS. They're not shit compared to the damage that we can apparently do to ourselves on a regular basis." -Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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"the life's greatest sorrow isn't death,in the conven...

"the life's greatest sorrow isn't death,in the convenient, it's our destiny, the life's greatest sorrow is that your heart dies while you are still alive"-al sharawy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Behind every successf...

Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me - Al Bundy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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β€œI’d rather have fou...

β€œI’d rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies”. -Al Capone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Insurance is like marriage....

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, but you never get anything back - Al Bundy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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"Nobody walks a difficult path without stu...

"Nobody walks a difficult path without stumbling now and again." - Tam al'Thor [Brandon Sanderson/Robert Jordan --Towers of Midnight]
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Training is noth...

Training is nothing. Will is everything. - Ra'as al Ghul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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β€œDesire makes slaves out of k...

β€œDesire makes slaves out of kings, while patience makes kings out of slaves.” ― Imam Al-Ghazali
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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I've lived and I've...

I've lived and I've loved... later on I even married. - Al Bundy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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"Create enough hunger...

"Create enough hunger and everyone becomes a criminal" - Ra's al Ghul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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β€œFirst fight thirteen enemies you cannot see - egoism, arrogance, conceit, selfishness,...

β€œFirst fight thirteen enemies you cannot see - egoism, arrogance, conceit, selfishness, greed, lust, intolerance, anger, lying, cheating, gossiping and slandering. If you can master and destroy them, then you will be ready to fight the enemy you can see.” - Al-Ghazali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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"I don't know if charlie's silence here today is right or wrong. I'm not a judge or jury, but I c...

"I don't know if charlie's silence here today is right or wrong. I'm not a judge or jury, but I can tell you this: he won't sell anybody to buy his future! and that's my friends is called integrity. That's called courage. Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of". Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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"Training is not...

"Training is nothing. Will is everything"- Ra'as Al Ghul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind t...

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me. - Al Capone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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Peg we've been married...

Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends? - Al Bundy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate y...

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way."-Al Franken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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"The world is three days: As for yesterday, it has ...

"The world is three days: As for yesterday, it has vanished. As for tomorrow, you may never see it. As for today, it is yours, so work on it." - Hassan Al-Basri
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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β€œDon't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind t...

β€œDon't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” ― Al Capone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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The Training Is Not...

The Training Is Nothing. The Will Is Everything - Ra'as Al Ghul
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"Some people who affect asceticism and self-denial are uneasy and emba...

"Some people who affect asceticism and self-denial are uneasy and embarrassed when cunt, cock, and fucking are mentioned, but most men you find like that are without knowledge, honour, nobility, or dignity." - al-Jahiz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Do you realize if it weren...

Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight? Al Boliska
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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β€œYou can get much farther with a...

β€œYou can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.” -- Al Capone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes...

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way." Al Franken, politician, writer and entertainer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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"'Natural beauty' is not ...

"'Natural beauty' is not born; it comes from the cosmetics department." - AL Bundy.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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β€œIf someday the moon calls you by your n...

β€œIf someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised, Because every night I tell her about you.” β€” Shahrazad al-Khalij
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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"The perspective of distributed Bayesian inference therefor...

"The perspective of distributed Bayesian inference therefore reveals how collective rationality emerges from the boundedly rational decision mechanisms people use."β€”Krafft et al, 2016
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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"Chi dara fine al gran dolore? L'ore...

"Chi dara fine al gran dolore? L'ore." Translation: "Who will put an end to this great sadness? The hours passing.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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"Don't try to understand Wome...

"Don't try to understand Women. Women understand Women, and they hate each other". - Al Bundy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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"The only mystery in lif...

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Al McGuire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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"Ibn Sirin once wrote there are three types of dreams - ther...

"Ibn Sirin once wrote there are three types of dreams - there are ones about truth, there are ones about desire, and there are ones about temptation. What did you dream of?" - Ra's al Ghul
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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β€œYou’re going to win or you’re going to...

β€œYou’re going to win or you’re going to lose. The point is, can you win or lose like a man?” – Al Pacino β€˜Any Given Sunday’
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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β€œThe happiness of the ...

β€œThe happiness of the drop is to die in the river.” - Abu Hamid al-Ghazali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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"If a woman gets raped walking in public alone, then she, herself, is at fault. ...

"If a woman gets raped walking in public alone, then she, herself, is at fault. She is only seducing men by her presence. She should have stayed home like a Muslim woman." - Dr. Abd Al-Aziz Fawzan Al-Fawzan, Professor of Islamic Law, Saudi Arabia.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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