Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the le...
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely-read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely. - Hesketh Pearson
"There are 1,010,300 words in the English language, ...
"There are 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never find a combination of words to accurately describe how much I want to hit you with a chair."
"The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly...
"The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately...you usually don't use it at all. It uses you." - Eckhart Tolle
People who count their chickens before they are hatche...
People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately - Oscar Wilde