Accident Quotes

"We are drawn to our television sets...

"We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident." β€” Vincent Canby
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β€’Its the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl fin...

β€’Its the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on new years eve"...Leslie Nielsen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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"Enlightment is an accident. ...

"Enlightment is an accident. Spiritual practice simply makes us accident prone." --Suzuki Roshi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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"In politics, nothing happens b...

"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way." ~ FDR
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β€œCommunity doesn’t happen by accident. We have to actually cult...

β€œCommunity doesn’t happen by accident. We have to actually cultivate and create a space where people can come in and be real, be open, and be honest.” – Matt Roberts (founder, the Genesis Project)
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"Accidents only happ...

"Accidents only happen to those that provide the opportunity." ~me
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Intelligence is an accident ...

Intelligence is an accident of evolution, and not necessarily an advantage.” ― Isaac Asimov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them...

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period. ~Ted Nugent~
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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"Your strength is just an a...

"Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." - Joseph Conrad
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"Excellence is never an accident. It is always the result of high intentio...

"Excellence is never an accident. It is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, and intelligent execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives - choice, not chance, determines your destiny." - Aristotle
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β€œWe don’t make mis...

β€œWe don’t make mistakes, we make happy accidents” ~ Bob Ross
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"Falling Down Is An ...

"Falling Down Is An Accident. Staying Down Is A Choice." - Anonymous
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"I loved you head over handles like my first b...

"I loved you head over handles like my first bicycle accident β€” before the mouthful of gravel and blood, I swore we were flying." -Sierra Demulder
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Falling down is...

Falling down is a accident, staying down is a choice
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"We are bits of stellar matter tha...

"We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a star gone wrong." β€” Sir Arthur Eddington
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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You swam in a river of chance and coincidence. You...

You swam in a river of chance and coincidence. You clung to the happiest accidentsβ€”the rest you let float by. - David Wroblewski (The Story of Edgar Sawtale).
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We have become, by the power of a glorious evolutionary accident called intellig...

We have become, by the power of a glorious evolutionary accident called intelligence, the stewards of life's continuity on earth. We did not ask for this role, but we cannot abjure it. We may not be suited to it, but here we are. -Stephen Jay Gould
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I fear that humanity will one day realize th...

I fear that humanity will one day realize that it is merely a miraculous accident and upon this realization, will cease to exist β€” Anonymous
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"It's a sad day when you find out that it'...

"It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you." - Lillian Hellman.
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β€œI was a victim of a s...

β€œI was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.” ― Kurt Vonnegut,
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If you close your eyes t...

If you close your eyes to facts, you will learn through accidents. ~ anonymous
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"In politics, nothing happens by acci...

"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way" - Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Name the greates...

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. Mark Twain
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"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most exp...

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." β€” Nathaniel Borenstein
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"Usually it is because someone does too much, too soon, foll...

"Usually it is because someone does too much, too soon, followed very quickly by too little, too late." …..…NTSB Investigator Steve Wilson, when asked what causes most aviation accidents.
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"We don't make mi...

"We don't make mistakes; just happy accidents." (~Bob Ross)
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β€œI loved you head over handles like my first b...

β€œI loved you head over handles like my first bicycle accident β€” before the mouthful of gravel and blood, I swore we were flying.” -Sierra DeMulder
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Falling Down is a...

Falling Down is an accident, But Stay down is your choice
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"Once is an accident. Twice...

"Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is enemy action." - Ian Fleming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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"the self is never to be found, but must be created, not the ...

"the self is never to be found, but must be created, not the happy accident of passivity, but the product of a thousand actions, large and small, conscious or unconscious" -Robert Penn Warren
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"The good neighbor looks beyond the external accident...

"The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human and, therefore, brothers." - Martin Luther King Jr.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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β€œWe don’t make mist...

β€œWe don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents.” -Bob Ross
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"In a moment of clarity, you finally understand why boxers, who want so badly to hurt each oth...

"In a moment of clarity, you finally understand why boxers, who want so badly to hurt each other, can rest their heads on the shoulders of their opponents, can lean against one another like tired lovers, so thankful for a moment of peace." -Dave Eggers, from the very short story "Accident"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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β€œLife's single lesson: that there is more...

β€œLife's single lesson: that there is more accident to it than a man can ever admit to in a lifetime and stay sane.” -Thomas Pynchon
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Omissions ar...

Omissions are not accidents.β€”Marianne Moore
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"Maybe nothing in this world happens by ...

"Maybe nothing in this world happens by accident. As everything happens for a reason, our destiny slowly takes form..." - Silver
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"It takes...

"It takes two to make an accident"
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β€œWe don't make mist...

β€œWe don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.” ― Bob Ross
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β€œName the greatest...

β€œName the greatest of all inventors. Accident.” ― Mark Twain
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"The ocean's got to score a point every now and then...

"The ocean's got to score a point every now and then too. We can't always deal out the ass woopings." -my friend Datkins from the hospital after an accident at sea.
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"Accidents are accidents! Tha...

"Accidents are accidents! That's why they call them that!"--Loni Anderson as Jennifer Marlowe
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You're more likely to die in a car accident on the way ...

You're more likely to die in a car accident on the way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to win the lottery - from dustcover of The Drunkard's Walk by Leonard Mlodinow.
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β€œ Name the greates...

β€œ Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. ” β€” Mark Twain
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"When we see the closet-full of clothes of a departed dear one we may fell deep pangs of in...

"When we see the closet-full of clothes of a departed dear one we may fell deep pangs of injustice: that life is so ephemeral, that these clothes once so full of throbbing vitality now hang dusty and empty. Life seems an accident, its span useless, death unfair." - Ernest Becker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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"I was a victim of a s...

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all." - Kurt Vonnegut
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"Since Alice had never received any religious instruction, and since sh...

"Since Alice had never received any religious instruction, and since she had led a blameless life, she never thought of her awful luck as being anything but accidents in a very busy place. Good for her." -- Kurt Vonnegut
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"We are surrounded by endless forms, most beautiful and most wonderful, and ...

"We are surrounded by endless forms, most beautiful and most wonderful, and it is no accident, but direct consequence of evolution by non-random natural selection - the only game in town, the greatest show on earth." - Richard Dawkins
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